For our column Jams We Love, we're turning you onto the songs that keep us going every day. To get into the the Christmas music game, we put together a list of fairly weird holiday songs so you can give yourself a break from Mariah's "All I Want for Christmas Is You," and other seasonal standards. Enjoy!
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1. Clarence Carter,"Back Door Santa"
http://youtu.be/TNNVl7TTfxs
2. Beck,"Little Drum Machine Boy"
A kind of Christmas-Hanukkah mashup, this epic, 7-minute track appeared on the Xmas compilation for alt-rock lovers, Just Say Noel.
http://youtu.be/SCd8dxMdzJc
3. T. Rex,"Christmas Bop"
http://youtu.be/gsZu3A7hlm0
4. Fear,"F**k Christmas"
Brevity is the key to timelessness in this 46-second anthem for Christmas haters everywhere.
http://youtu.be/hawOAtZcW9o
5. Joe Pesci,"If It Doesn't Snow on Christmas"
If you like F-bombs and angelic choirs of children singing, this is the Christmas song for you.
http://youtu.be/y3eHM-4DcT8
6. Culturcide, "Depressed Christmas"
With a melody lifted directly from "White Christmas," this sullen paean to holiday repulsion will definitely appeal to all of 7x7.com's more nihilistic readers.
